How to survive hotel germs, bedbugs, noise, & light
Ah, hotel rooms—a home away from home where you can make a mess and someone else will clean up after you. But it’s late, and you need a good night’s sleep for that big meeting tomorrow. Geez, let’s hope that sea of kids in the tiny hotel pool isn’t on your floor. As someone who spends 120+ nights a year in hotels, here are some tips to make it through.
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Cleanliness
Hotel rooms take a lot of abuse. Hundreds of people could use the same room in a year, and we don’t exactly treat hotel rooms like our own homes. Even with the best cleaning staff, rooms build up grime, dirt, and germs. I’m not a germaphobe, but I do get a little squeamish about “hot spots”—like TV remotes, light switches, door handles, and phone handsets. And don’t forget the glassware. I’m all about being green, but from hotel friends, I know that glassware sometimes doesn’t make it to the dishwasher. I stick to the paper or plastic cups provided. I don’t blame the cleaning staff—it’s a tough job with tight time pressures. So, when something looks clean and unused, it might get skipped. I never plan to lick the TV remote, but I do take a moment when I arrive to wipe down these “hot spots” with a sanitizing wipe. It only takes a moment and at least gives me some peace of mind.
Sheets are another area of concern. If a bed doesn’t look used or you’re staying at a less-than-stellar hotel, check the sheets for signs of use. If you suspect they haven’t been changed, call the front desk and ask for a new room.
One last cleanliness tip from a hotel friend: be wary of the in-room coffee machines. I’ll leave it to your imagination as to how those might get, let’s say, “contaminated.”
Bedbugs
This one’s a bit gross, but bedbugs can happen at any hotel, no matter how many stars it has. While they don’t carry disease, their bites can cause itchy marks. Bedbugs love to hitchhike, so never leave your suitcase on the bed, couch, or floor. Use the luggage rack and keep your clothes off the bed too. Bedbugs prefer soft materials with seams to hide in during the day. They’re attracted to the carbon dioxide we exhale and move around at night. You can check for signs of bedbugs by pulling back the sheets and inspecting the mattress seams for bugs, shells, or blood spots. If you suspect bedbugs, most hotels will quickly move you to a new room.
If you’re worried about bringing bedbugs home, here’s what to do as soon as you get back:
Place all your bag’s contents in the washer on a hot cycle. If possible, dry them too—heat kills both bugs and eggs.
Spray a bedbug treatment inside your bags, paying close attention to seams. Seal the bags in garbage bags and leave them sealed for a few days.
If you can’t wash your belongings right away, put them in garbage bags to keep the bugs from getting into your home.
If you think bedbugs have made it into your home, don’t be embarrassed—call a professional exterminator immediately. This is not a DIY project.
Noise
Hotels pack a lot of people in close quarters, so some noise is inevitable. Downtown or highway-adjacent hotels contend with more external noise. It can be especially annoying when hotels have thin walls or when you’re sharing a floor with a youth sports team. For flight crew, normal sleep hours aren’t so normal, so here are a few strategies for a quieter night.
If you can choose the hotel, check reviews on Trip Advisor for chronic noise complaints. Many good hotels accommodate requests at booking, like placing you on a “quiet floor,” away from elevators, and facing away from busy streets. Most people are woken by sudden noises, like the AC unit powering up, so try leaving the fan on to create white noise. It’s continuous and can mask disruptive sounds like the housekeeper’s intense conversation right outside your door. If the fan isn’t an option, use a free white noise app on your phone. For light sleepers, earplugs may help—just make sure you have a backup alarm plan if you need to wake up early.
Light
If you can sleep through a rock concert next door but the smallest sliver of light wakes you up, here are some tricks. Hotel curtains are often a pain if they don’t overlap well. No problem: grab a hanger with pants clips and use it to hold the curtains closed. For light coming under the door, lay a bath towel along the gap. This might also help with noise. For flashing fire detectors, it’s best to ask the hotel for help. You don’t want to accidentally set off the alarm and end up standing in the parking lot in the middle of winter. Some hotels may use small sticky notes to cover the light without affecting the sensors.
Extra
Not a fan of dry air? Hotels can be notoriously dry, so check out this post on how to keep humidity in your hotel room—don’t be so dry.
I wish you a clean, bug-free, quiet, dark night!
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